Ten statistics for a slothful Sunday

1. Minutes spent surfing assorted Robert-Pattinson-hates-his-life Tumblrs - 43
2. Bags of chips eaten instead of real food consumption - 2
3. Sexyfuntimes for "Have Sex with a Man with a Mustache Day" - 3
4. Hours spent in an accidental nap - 1.5
5. Toys I learned about on commercial breaks during The Princess Bride on Teletoon - 18
6. Episodes of TBBT watched - 4
7. Soup recipes bookmarked to try "sometime" - 14
8. Telephone conversations with my son about Christmas lists and video games - 2
9. Original number of statistics planned for this post - 35
10. Rows of Giftmas knitting completed - 0

And THAT is how you do epic nothing!